the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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