I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm too high and old for this...
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