I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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