My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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