id be glad to
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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