he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
His nipple licking is glorious
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