so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
