Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize