we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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