I think i sorta joined a cult last night
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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