I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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