Sry I called you an 8
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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