Please, let me fuck your mom
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
