is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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