I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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