yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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