ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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