Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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