You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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