That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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