Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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