you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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