How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
