discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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