So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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