super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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