i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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