rhymes with "ouble enetration"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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