so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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