If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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