I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize