omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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