New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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