I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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