ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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