let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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