God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Brb crying the tears of my youth
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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