Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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