So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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