new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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