He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
