I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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