no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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