I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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