My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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