i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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