Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i was born a porn star she said
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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