i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize