belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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