So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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