sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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