like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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