"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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