My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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