why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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