Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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