You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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